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 楼主| 发表于 2013-5-21 17:08:31 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued: "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
  At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
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