Difference Between Women And Men 男女有?e
1. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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2. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
名字：要是?谌铮?者_，伊莉莎白和芭芭拉出去吃?，她??互相?呼?谌铮?者_，伊莉莎白和芭芭拉 ；要是?克，克瑞斯、埃瑞克和??烦鋈コ燥?，他????ハ嘤H密地?作胖子、?豪恰?]?和?U材。
3. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
在外面吃?：埋?蔚?r候，?克，克瑞斯、埃瑞克和??访咳硕妓Τ?0?K?，?然其??一共只吃了32?K5。?]人有更小的票子了，也?]人?意承?他??其??想要回?找的零?。女人埋??r，每人掏出???算器。
4. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need, but it’s on sale.
?：用得著的?|西，要是值1?K??s?2?K，男人也??I；用不著的?|西，要是值2?K??s只?1?K，女人也??I。
5. BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
浴室：男人浴室?五件??：牙刷，刮胡膏，剃?刀，一?K肥皂，一?K毛巾。一般?碚f，女人浴室?平均有337??|西，其中的大多?担?腥瞬恢?滥鞘?稚队玫摹?br />
6. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.
???：任何???都是由女人?碚f最後一句?。男人在此之後?的任何?……都是新的??吵的?端。
7. CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
?：女人喜?g?。男人?他??也喜?g，但?女人看不到?r，男人踢?。
8. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change! And she does.
婚姻：女人嫁?一??男人，希望他能改?，可他不；男人娶了一??女人，希望她永?不?，可她?了。
9. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
穿戴整?：?榱速I?|西，?不ǎ?估???与??，????⌒牛??硕??┐髡?R；男人穿戴整??r，他是要去?⒓踊槎Y或者葬?。
10. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
自然：男人起床後和上床前看起?矶疾畈欢啵慌?诉^一晚上容????糟。
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