Pig
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig.
The man was found guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs.Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs.Johnson."
Psychiatrist's Secretary
"In my office, I just can't win!" lamented the psychiatrist's secretary.
"If I come to work early, I'm anxious. If I'm on time, I'm compulsive. If I'm late, I'm hostile..."
Department-store Automatic Answering Machine
"If you are calling to order or send money, press 5."
"If you are calling to register a complaint, press 64-59834822955392."
"Have a good day." |
