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双语 笑话 老外翻译的雷人版三字经

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-23 11:35:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式


人之初:At the beginning of life。
性本善:Sex is good。
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same。
习相远:But it depends on how you do it。
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time。
性乃迁:Sex will leave you。
教之道:The way of learning it。
贵以专:It is very important to make love with only one person。
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng。
择邻处:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence。
子不学:If you don't study hard。
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless。
窦燕山:Dou, the Famous。
有义方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine。
教五子:All his five son took it。
名俱扬:And their sexual ability were well-known。
养不教:If your children don't know how to do it。
父之过:It is all your fault。
教不严:If they had lots of problems with it。
师之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex。
子不学:You may refuse to study this。
非所宜:But that is a real mistake。
幼不学:If you don't learn it in childhood。
老何为:You will lose your ability when aged。
玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick。
不成器:It won't become hard and strong。
人不学:If you don't learn sex。
不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness。
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