An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said: "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells: "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman says: "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?" The old man yells: "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says: "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
And the old man yells: "He said he knows you!"
一对老夫妇正驾车全国游，被公路巡警拦下来时，是老太太在开车。
警察问：“夫人，您知道您超速了吗？”老太太耳背，掉头问老伴：“他说啥呀？”老伴大声说：“他说你超速了！”
巡警又问：“我可以看看您的驾照吗？”老太太又掉头问老伴：“他说啥呢？”老伴大声说：“他想看你驾照！”老太太把驾照交给警察。
巡警说：“我知道您是从阿肯色来的，我在那儿待过一阵儿，还和一个我见过的最丑的女人相过回亲呢。”老太太掉头问老伴：“他说啥呀？”
这回老伴大声说：“他说他认识你！”
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