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我怎么能娶你妹妹呢?”

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-17 13:52:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to you in marriage once we are out of here."
The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so."
He asked, "Why?" The man answered, "Because, according to our family tradition only relatives get married. We cannot marry an outsider."
The other man asked, "How come there is such a family custom?"
He said, "You see, my grandmother married my grandfather. My mother married my father, my sister married my brother-in-law, and so on. How can I marry your sister?"
精神病院里俩男病人在聊天,一个说:“等咱出院了,我打算把我妹妹嫁给你。”
另一个说:“不成啊,谢谢噢,这事可不能这么办。”
那人问他:“为什么呀?”这人说:“因为按我们家习俗,只跟自家人结婚,我们不能跟一外人结婚的。”
那人又问:“怎么会有这种家风啊?”
这人说:“你瞧吧,我奶奶嫁我爷爷,我妈嫁我爸,我姐嫁我姐夫,都像这样的。我怎么能娶你妹妹呢?”
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