相信很多人都会在外出或休假时把自己的邮件设置成“自动回复”——写上一小段话向来信的人说明自己不在。而以下这几位老兄就有才了，看看他们的回复，你会不会哭笑不得呢？
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood。
1. 我现在不在办公室、在外头面试一工作。如果成不了，我就回来回复你——你最好有心理准备我会发飙。
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all。
2. 你现在收到这个自动回复就表示我不在办公室。如果我在办公室，那你多半啥也收不到。
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team。
3. 抱歉错过了你的消息，因为我现在医生这里、让他们把我整一个没心没肺的，好晋升到管理层。
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received。
4. 要等我休假回来我才有时间删你发来的邮件哦。耐心点，我会按你发的顺序依次删除哒！
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message。
5. 谢谢你的来信。前十个字将从你的信用卡中扣除5.99美金，以后每个字按1.99美金计费。
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