Cindy was from the richest neighborhood in town. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.
She saw an angel and asked: “Is this it?” the angel said:“No, you have another 40 years to live.”
Upon her recovery, Cindy decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.
She walked out of the hospital lobby and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of the angel and said: “I thought you said I had another 40 years!”
The angel replied: “Cindy? Is that you? I didn’t recognize you!”
辛迪住在城里的富人区，有天她心脏病发作被送进医院。在做手术的时候，她有个濒临死亡的体验。
她见到一位天使，就问：“这就是死亡么？”天使说：“不是，你还有40年可活。”
辛迪康复之后，决定留在医院做个脸部拉皮，还找人给染了头发。她觉得既然还可再活40年，那最好还是去尽情地享受它。
她刚走出医院大厅，就被一辆飞速驶入医院的救护车给撞死了。她来到那位天使面前，说：“我记得你说过我还能再活40年！”
天使说：“辛迪？那是你呀？我没认出你来！”
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