A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she
replied,"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."
The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
妈妈坐沙发上看着书，一个孩子走过来，说：“妈咪，为什么我名叫花瓣呀？”
妈妈回答：“因为你刚出生时，有片花瓣正掉在你脑袋上。”
第二个孩子走过来，说：“妈咪，为什么我名叫玫瑰呢？”
妈妈回答：“因为你刚出生时，有朵玫瑰正掉在你脑袋上。”
最后一个孩子走过来，说：“梆啷咔啦哗啦呀唿啦撒嗒嘶砰轰啦嘡。”
妈妈说：“快别吵吵了，冰箱。”
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