John sees a friend at a table in a bar, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000.""Gee, that's tough," John replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
强子瞧见一位朋友坐在酒吧的一张桌旁，自斟自饮。
他走过去说：“你气色挺差呀，咋回事啊？”
“我妈八月份死了，”朋友说，“还给我留了25000块钱。”
“哎呀，这太难受了。”强子说。
“后来到九月份，”朋友接着说，“我爸又死了，留下90000块给我。”
“哟，就俩月双亲都走了，难怪你这么郁闷。”
“还有上个月我姑姑也死了，也留了15000给我。”
“三个月没了三位亲属啊？得多难过呀。”
“完了这个月吧，”紧接着，朋友说，“啥也没有。”
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