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双语笑话 上帝的进步

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-7 10:50:48 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式


  A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.
  Finally the little girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?”
  “He sure did honey, a long time ago,” replies her grandpa.
  “Well, did God make me?” asks the little girl.
  “Yes, He did, and that wasn’t too long ago,” answers her grandpa.
  “Boy,” says the little girl, “He’s sure doing a lot better job these days, isn’t He?”
    一个小女孩坐在她外婆的腿上开始研究外婆脸上的皱纹。她用小手指划过外婆苍老的脸颊又抚摸了一下自己的脸,然后很疑惑地问:“外婆,上帝创造了你吗?”
    外婆回答道:“当然。很久以前。”
    小女孩又问:“我呢?”
    外婆答:“当然,在不久以前。”
   “哦。”小女孩恍然大悟,“在那些日子他进步了很多呀~”
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