The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is that FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling you to report my neighbor Tom, he is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood ?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
联邦调查局总部电话响了。“您好？”“您好，是联邦调查局么？”“是的，您有什么事？”“我给你们打电话，是要举报我邻居汤姆，他在木柴里窝藏大麻。”“我们记下了。”
第二天，联邦调查局来到汤姆家。他们搜查了摆放柴火的棚子，把每根木柴都劈开，没找着大麻，把汤姆骂一通就走了。
汤姆家电话响了。“哎，汤姆！联邦调查局来人了吗？”“来了！”“他们把你柴火劈好了么？”“嗯，劈好了。”“那行了，现在该你打电话了，我家园子得翻翻土了。”
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