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老师重申鲸鱼不可能吞下一个人

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-3 10:35:32 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal,
its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask
Jonah."
The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

一个小女孩在和她的老师谈论鲸鱼。老师说,鲸鱼不可能吞下一个人因为,
即使这是一个非常大的哺乳动物,它的喉咙是非常小的。Jonah就是被鲸鱼吞
下去了。激怒,老师重申鲸鱼不可能吞下一个人,生理上是不可能的。小女
孩说,“嗯,当我到了天堂,我会问他。”老师问,讽刺地说,“要是Jonah
去了地狱呢?”小女孩回答说,“那你问他”。
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