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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-3 09:40:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going.
"Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his dirty clothes all over the house. He makes me so sick and I can barely eat."
"Well," says the friend, "why don`t you leave him?"
"I will," says the first one. "But I want to lose another 12 pounds first."

一个女人刚刚结婚,在街上遇到一个朋友,有一天,朋友问她婚后生活如何。不太好!他吃得像猪一样,他从不洗澡,他把脏衣服都扔在家里。他真令我恶心,我几乎吃不下饭。”“嗯,”朋友说,“为什么你不`离开他?”“我会的,说:”第一人。”我想做第一个掉肉12磅的。
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