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他们把我的名字给刻错了!

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-3 09:16:17 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.
When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were startled and stopped moving. There was this terrifying noise, “TAP-TAP-TAP” coming from the shadows.
Trembling with fear, they spotted an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath. “You SCARED us half to death. We thought you were a GHOST! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!!"

一个漆黑的夜晚,两个小伙子走回家后聚会,决定抄近路穿过墓地。当他们走到坟地的中间他们吓了一跳,停下来。这可怕的噪音,”突突突”来自阴影。浑身颤抖着,他们发现有个老人拿着锤子和凿子,凿一块墓碑。哇塞,先生,”其中一人喘了口气说。“你把我们吓得半死。我们以为你是鬼!这么晚了你在这里做什么?”“这些傻瓜!”老头抱怨道。”他们把我的名字给刻错了!”
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