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公司有一个很好的保健计划

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-3 09:14:52 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."
Friend: So, why don't you quit?
Employee: The company has a great health plan.

员工:老板给我的压力是杀害我。我有偏头痛,我的血压是通过屋顶,我晚上睡不着,我才发现我有溃疡,只要我在工作,唯一的问题是我是否会有中风,或心脏病。”朋友:那么,你为什么不辞职呢?员工:公司有一个很好的保健计划。
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