A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied,“twenty seven feet, six and one half inches.” “what? How come you are so sure of that distance?” asked the judge.“Well, I knew some idiot would ask me, So I measure it!” replied the carpenter.
一个木匠为目击的事故作证人。法官问他如何远离他从事故。木匠回答说，“二零七英尺，六个和一个半英寸。”“什么？你怎么这么肯定的距离？“法官问道。“嗯，我知道有些傻瓜会问我，所以我量！“木匠回答道。
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