An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What’s your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Goodman!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir” "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?""To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Goodman!"says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What’s your ambition?""To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"
陆军司令探望生病的士兵，走到一个士兵跟前问，“你有什么问题，士兵？”慢性梅毒，先生！”你怎么处理？”每天刷五分钟，小鬼！”你有什么志向呢？”回到前线，小鬼！”有种！”司令说。他走到另一张床跟前。你有什么病啊，小鬼？”慢性痔疮，“你怎么治疗？”每天刷五分钟，小鬼！”你有什么志向呢？”回到前线，小鬼！”有种！”司令说。他走到下一张床。你的问题是什么，士兵？”慢性牙周病，士兵！”你怎么处理？”每天刷五分钟，先生！”你有什么志向呢？”走到队伍前面，让前面的先用钢丝刷等，司令！”
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