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大步跨到床的另一边

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-3-27 14:57:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

  
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll catch on again fast."
Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."
一个退休的四星级将军偶然遇到了他以前的朋友,也退休了,在曼哈顿的一个酒吧在晚上说服他回来做他的贴身男仆的休息。”你的职责是完全一样,他们在军队,”将军说。”没有它你就会又快。”第二天早上八点前及时,有序的进入前将军的卧室,拉开窗帘,让一般温柔的摇晃,大步跨到床的另一边,打他的老板的妻子在她的底部,说,“好的,亲爱的,这是回到村里给你。”
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