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那样的话我女儿肯定一周会探望我两次

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-3-27 10:32:12 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi(法师,教士) she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated(火葬) , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定准备自己的遗嘱,提出最后的要求。她告诉自己的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的要求。第一,她要火化;第二,她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。
“布鲁明黛!”教士叫道,“为什么在布鲁明黛?”
“那样的话我女儿肯定一周会探望我两次。”
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