A: She was blonde and beautiful and I did every thing for her. I even had my hair cut for her…
B: What happened?
A: She ran away with the barber.
B: Figures…
B: Every man has a woman somewhere in his past…a woman he can’t forget…
Hagar: Sigh!...
B: You too, Hagar?
Hagar: Of course. She had red hair and green eyes and I’ve never forgotten her and I’ve never forgiven her.
A: What did she do?
Hagar: She introduced me to my wife.
A: 她是个金发美人,我什么都为她而做,连头发也是为她而剪…
B: 结果怎么样?
A: 她跟了理发师跑了.
B: 可想而知…
B: 每个男人都曾经有个女人…他永远不能忘怀的一个女人…
海加: 唉!...
B: 你也有吗,海加?
海加: 当然罗!她有红头发,绿眼睛,我永远不会忘记她,也永远不会原谅她.
A: 她做了什么呀?
海加: 她把我太太介绍给我. |
