The Wrong Kind of Doctor
There was a lady who went to see a doctor, and the doctor said,
"Sit down, Ma'am. What's the matter with you? Can you tell me
what's wrong?" And then the lady snapped and said, "This is for
you to find out, you know?" The doctor said, "All right! I'm
going to call my friend who is a vet, he's the only doctor I know
who can make a diagnosis without having to ask questions."
