Breakups wallowing after a breakup, unsure if anyone ever will love me ever again.
分手了。通常情况下，当你被抛弃了，这会令你伤心难过上一段非常长的时间。曾经，在一次分手后，我几个月都处于绝望中，不知道是否还会有人爱上我。
But there are ways to be dumped that aren't so bad -- you both walk away as friends or pretending to be friends for the time being. Then, there are the other ways. The WORST ways to get dumped.
然而，也有些不会让人感到伤心的被抛弃的方式----你可以像朋友般走开或者假装暂时是朋友。此外，还有其它使你被抛弃的最糟糕的方式。
Here's a list of the worst ways you can get dumped.
以下是你会被抛弃的最糟糕方式的清单。
1) Sending a text message: "I won't be meeting you for dinner tonight -- or ever."
1）发一则短信对你说：“我今晚不会和你去吃晚饭了或者永远都也不会了。”
2) Having his mom call you and tell you, "Tyler won't be dating you anymore."
2）接到他妈妈给你打的电话并且对你说：“泰勒不会再和你约会了。”
3) By training your parrot to say, "you're a selfish bitch, " over and over again.
3）不断地教你的鹦鹉说“你是个自私的婊子”。
4) Leaving a Post-It note under your wiper blades on the windshield of your car that says, "We're over. PS. You're bad in bed."
4）在你车的挡风玻璃雨刷下留一张便条说“我们之间已经结束了，另外，你做爱太差劲了”。
5) By changing his Facebook relationship status from "in a relationship" to "single."
5）将他在Facebook的婚姻状况从“恋爱中”改为“单身”。
6) Wrapping up a note that says, "I don't see us working out" and hiding it in a robin's egg blue Tiffany & Co ring box.
6）把一张写有“我不认为我们理解彼此”的纸条揉成一团并藏在知更鸟蛋状的蓝色的蒂芙尼戒指盒里。
7) Tapping his wine glass, then making the announcement, "Hi all, thanks for inviting me to your lovely party. I'm not going to be seeing you again after this, as I am breaking up with your daughter right now, " to your entire family during your Christmas celebration.
7）在圣诞节庆祝仪式上，他轻轻敲着红酒杯然后向你全家宣布说：“大家好，感谢大家邀请我参加这个美好的派对。我从此以后不会和大家再相见了，因为我刚才和您的女儿分手了。”
8) Via phone call from his NEW girlfriend.
8）接到他新女朋友的来电。
9) Directly before a family party he was supposed to attend with you. So you show up to your Aunt Ruth's 50th birthday party all weepy and depressed, having to answer questions about where "that nice young man" is.
9）在家庭派对刚要开始时，他本应该和你一起出席的，然而他却没有。因此你泪汪汪、沮丧地出现在你鲁思伯母的五十周岁生日派对上，并且还得回答别人“你那年轻的男人在哪里”的问题。
10) Through a mutual friend.
10）通过一位共同的朋友
What are some of YOUR getting dumped nightmares?
那让你被抛弃的那些噩梦呢？
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