There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie（神） in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,” I wish to be the only male bear in this forest." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet.（摩托车安全帽）" And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet（头盔;钢盔;帽盔;安全帽）." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay（男同性恋）."
曾经有一只互相讨厌的熊和兔子。一天，它们遇到了一个神灯里面的神，神说可以满足它们没人三个愿望。熊抢先说：“我希望我是这座森林里面唯一的公熊，把剩下的都是母熊！”神满足了他。兔子说：“我想要一顶安全帽”，于是他得到了一顶安全帽。
熊又说：“我希望我是美国唯一的公熊，把剩下的都变成母熊！”神满足了他。兔子说：“我想要一辆摩托车”，于是他又得到了一辆摩托车。
熊说第三个愿望：“我希望我是世界上唯一的公熊，把剩下的都变成母熊！”神满足了他。
轮到兔子了，兔子说：“我希望把这只熊变成同性恋”。
问题:
你知道兔子为什么要安全帽和摩托车了么?
答案：
方便熊追他的时候逃跑，呵呵。
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大耳朵编辑：anmy
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