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双语笑话 New Year Resolution

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-22 14:01:52 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
双语笑话  New Year Resolution  
New Year Resolution
      Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes, then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in, she stormed, "My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in!" I couldn't help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers, I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "
新年决心书
      为了激励同学们对我们阅览中心的兴趣,我请每位老师在一张特制的表格上写一篇新年决心书交给我。我将决心书张贴在阅览中心的布告牌上之后,一位年轻老师停下来看了几分钟,便抽身走开了。她越过两位老师闯了进来,大发雷霆道:“我的决心书竟然没有贴出来-而我的是第一批交上来的。”我在旁边听到了,看她气势汹汹的样子,我吓得赶紧跑回办公室去找那份放错了地方的决心书,飞快浏览了几叠纸之后,我打开了她的那一份,上面写着:我决心不再为一些小事而烦恼。
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