A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?"
The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says, "AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the disc out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"
The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?"
The hotel manager says, "Well, the couple in the room UNDER you complained that the chandelier fell on them."
一对蜜月夫妻住在华盛顿的水门饭店。新娘挺担心地问：“ 要是这地方还被窃听怎么办啊？”
新郎说：“我来找找窃听器。”他检查了布帘后边，画后边，地毯下边。终于，他叫了声：“啊哈！”在地毯下边有一个拧着四颗螺丝的圆盘。他掏出瑞士军刀，把螺丝全卸下来，连带圆盘扔出了窗外。
第二天早上，饭店经理问这对新人：“你们觉得房间怎么样？服务怎么样？在水门饭店住得怎么样？”
新郎说：“你为吗跟我问这么些问题啊？”
饭店经理说：“是这样的，住你们楼下的夫妻投诉说吊灯掉下来砸到他们了。”
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