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双语笑话 《糊涂侦探》爆笑台词

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-8 15:31:31 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式


Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.
99号:我以前长得像我妈妈。
麦克斯:我以前长得像……两个我妈妈加起来。
Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.
麦克斯:我们有没有想一块儿去?
局长:我不知道。你要是在想“要命,真要命,这条剑鱼差点戳穿我脑袋了”的话,那我们就想一块儿去了。
Maxwell Smart: Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that will work? Have you kissed other men who then plummented to their deaths?
麦克斯:好吧,我也不想细说,不过那啵儿可真是……你咋知道那会管用的?你以前也有把别的男人往死里亲过的?
Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you that high.
99号:我跳舞的时候你有看到什么没?
麦克斯:就见到一次裙底,不过我想你也没料到他能把你举这么高。
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