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我总是说没有发生过的故事.

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-8 13:42:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money.People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”
“You don't know my work,” said the other.
“What is your work?”
“I'm a policeman.
“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.
“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”

一个晚上,一家宾馆着火了,那些住在里面的人穿着睡衣跑出来.
两个男人站在外面,看着火
"在我出来之前,"一个男人说道,"我跑进一些房间后找到了许多钱.当人们害怕时,他们不会想到钱.当任何人把纸币留在火里时,火就会烧掉它.所以我把所有能找到的美钞都拿走了.没有人会更穷,因为我拿走了.
"你不知道我的工作."另一个男人说道.
"你是干什么的?"
"我是一名警察".
"噢"第一个男人大叫.他快速地想了想,然后说:"你知道我的工作是什么吗?"
"不知道."那位警察说道.
"我是一个作家.我总是说没有发生过的故事."
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