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英语笑话问答,Q & A for a laugh

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-3 10:27:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
第1301期英语笑话问答,Q & A for a laugh

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
Q: Secret of long life
A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs

笑话提示
Quite straightforward ha?
Similarity = Noun of similar means a correspond feature of something
woman's period = The monthly flow of blood that woman have; also called menses
Mosquito = Two wings insects. The female sucks blood for living.
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