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用沉重的声音说出他们的名字

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-2 17:51:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter.
St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through.
He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!".
St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".
三个男人,一个医生,一个会计和一个律师都死了,他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德告诉他们,他们必须回答一个问题才能上天堂。他看着医生问道,“有一部电影说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没,它的名字是什么?”医生回答,“泰坦尼克号”,他过关了。然后他看着会计说,“船上有多少人遇难?”会计很走运,他刚看过这部电影,回答,“1 500!”。圣彼德最后他转向律师,用沉重的声音,“说出他们的名字!”。
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