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保全大局舍手表--双语幽默笑话

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-3-27 15:38:20 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
警察:有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
男子:要是我张口的话,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
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