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 楼主| 发表于 2013-5-22 09:53:42 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式


wake up
A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel. However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note:"Please wake me up at 7:00am." The next morning, he was upset to wake up at 8:00. Then he saw a note at his bedside:"Wake up you stupid! It's 7:20 now."
起床啦
一对夫妇吵架了,谁也不和对方说话。 第二天,丈夫因为一大早要去开会,所以希望太太早上能叫醒他。但是他又不愿意先说话,于是就拿了一张纸条给太太,上面写道:“明天早上七点叫我起床”第二天早上,丈夫起床的时候已经八点了,他又急又气,突然发现一张纸条放在床头上,上面写道:“死鬼!七点二十了。快起床。”
       
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