找回密码
 注册入学

QQ登录

只需一步,快速开始

查看: 999|回复: 0

每日一笑(5.3)

[复制链接]
 楼主| 发表于 2013-5-22 09:49:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
呵呵,抱歉啊,今天跑出去玩,所以回来晚了。。。

从明天开始就由清风代发几天了哦,欢迎大家来支持哦。。。


Grandson
  A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:
  "Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."
  Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."
  The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"
  The waiter replied with ease:"Nobody. Just your grandfather."
做孙子
  一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一进饭店就大声嚷嚷:
  “喂,有什么好菜尽管端上来,钱多少我不在乎。”
  服务员听了很不是滋味:“哥儿们,钱多顶个屁,你不照样得做别人的儿子,就是有人要你做孙子你也不敢不做!”
  年青人勃然大怒:“谁敢占老子的便宜?你说,是谁不要命了,胆敢要老子做他的孙子?”
  服务员慢条斯理地答道:“你爷爷!”
       
回复

使用道具 举报

您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册入学

本版积分规则

联系我们|Archiver|小黑屋|手机版|滚动|柠檬大学 ( 京ICP备13050917号-2 )

GMT+8, 2025-8-20 18:49 , Processed in 0.034857 second(s), 15 queries .

Powered by Discuz! X3.5 Licensed

© 2001-2025 Discuz! Team.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表