I Had to Change It Twice
Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store
three nights in a row.
Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife,
and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.
不得不换两次
法官:我真不明白你为什么连续三天夜里闯入同一家商店呢?