Son: Is it bad to drag,dad?
Father: Naw.It's essential!
Father: Kid,if you're going to be a Viking,you'll have to learn how to brag.You look the enemy in
the eye and do the chicken scratch and then you..."O O WAWEEEEEEE!!" My momma was a thunderhead!My daddy was a lightning bolt! I'm meaner than a sore-tooth snake...rougher than a rusty saw! I spit nails and I can beat any man in the world!!
Son: Then you fight?
Father: Heck,kid - if you do it right you don't have to fight at all!! |
