One morning a city slicker was driving through the country and saw something he could not believe ; A pig with a wooden leg ! he pulled over and walked up to the pig pen to get a closer look . The pig looked up and said :'What are you staring at ?"
The man , dumbfounded, nearly knocked over the farmer who had come up behind him . "that is amazing!"he said ,"that pig can talk!"
"I reckon "said the farmer . "But where had he get the wooden leg ?"ask the city slicker .
"well, " drawled the farmer ,"with a pig like that, you do not eat him all at once ..." |
