仙仙 发表于 2013-5-14 08:54:33

家务哲学

Philosophy of House Cleaning
   I don't do windows because..
   I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
   我不檫窗户,是因为
    我是一个爱鸟之人,不希望任何一只鸟儿撞上干净透明的窗户而受伤。

    I don't wax floors because...
    I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'llfeel terrible(plus they may sue me)
    我不给地板打蜡,是因为
   我担心客人会因此滑到而伤筋动骨,那样的话我会感到内疚(更何况他们还可能因此起诉我)。
   I don't mind the dust bunnies because..
    They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree everything I say.
    我不会嫌弃全身脏兮兮的兔子,是因为
   它们是人类很好的伙伴。我几乎给每只兔子都起了名字,它们对我所说的一切都深信不疑。

   I don't disturb cobwebs because..
    I want every creature tohave a home of their own.
    我不会去清理墙角的蜘蛛网,因为
   我希望每一个生灵都有自己的家。
   
   I don't du Spring Clean because
    I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
    我不做“春季大扫除”因为
   我热爱每一个季节,我不希望其它的季节觉得我厚此薄彼。

   I don't pull weeds in the garden because...
    I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
    我不会去铲除花园中的野草,因为
   我不想碍上帝的事----他是个完美的设计师。
   I don't put things away because...
   I will never be able to find them again.
   我不会去收拾东西,因为
      我会永远找不到。
      I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
   Idon't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
   招待客人时,我不会去准备什么美味的佳肴,因为
      我不希望客人们在回请我时过于重视事物。
      I don't iron because....
   I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
   我从不烫衣服,因为
      我愿意相信衣服标签上说的------终身免烫。
      I don't stress much on anything because ...
   "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkle up crusty old woman!!!
      我不对任何事情过分要求,因为
       凡是追求完美的人都太辛苦,往往不能长寿。我宁可一直这么平庸地活者,直到变成一个满脸皱纹,脾气暴躁的老太太。
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