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 楼主| 发表于 2013-5-13 12:20:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.
THE FIRST TIME
Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.
Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.
第一次
病人:我很害怕,这是我第一次动手术。
外科医生:我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。
2.
GOOD SIGHT
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
好视力
律师:你说你离事故现场约有35英尺,你能看清多远的东西?
证人:这么说吧,早上起床后我看见太阳,别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。
3.TELEMARKETER
I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.
"Good evening," he said, "may I speak with Leah Jonason?"
"She is a baby, " I replied.
"All right," said the caller, "I'll try again later."
电话推销员
一天晚上我接了一个电话,对方的声音使我很快意识到他是个电话推销员。
“晚上好,”他说,“我想和利厄乔纳森说话。”
“她是个婴儿,”我回答说。
“没关系,”他说,“我以后再打。”
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