H o n e s t y
A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer．The following exchange takes place．．．
Man：What's the problem，officer？
Officer：You were going at least ７５in a ５５zone．
Man：No，sir，I was going ６５．
Wife：Oh，Harry．You were going ８０．（Man gives his wife a dirty look．）
Officer：I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight．
Man：Broken taillight？I didn't know about a broken taillight。
Wife：Oh Harry，you've known about that tail for weeks．（Man gives his wife another dirty look．）
Officer：I' m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt．
Man：Oh，I just took it off when you were walking up to the car．
Wife：Oh，Harry，you never wear your seat belt．
Man：Shut your dang mouth。
Officer：（Turns to the woman）：Ma ' am，does your husband talk to you this way all the time？
Wife：No，only when he's drunk．
诚 实
警官让一位驾车的男士停下车。随后出现如下的对话：
男士：警官，有什么问题？
警官：你在限速５５英里的地段开到至少７５英里。
男士：不，长官，是６５英里。
妻子：啊，哈里，你刚才开到８０英里。（男士瞪了妻子一眼。）
警官：我还要给你张罚单，你的尾灯碎了。
男士：尾灯碎了？你不说，我还真不知道尾灯碎了。
妻子：哦，哈里，几个星期以前你就知道了。（男士又恶狠狠地瞪了她一眼。）
警官：我还要给你张传票，你没系安全带。
男士：噢，你朝我车走过来的时候我才解开的。
妻子：啊，哈里，你从来都不系安全带。
男士：闭上你的臭嘴。
警官：（转向女士）夫人，你丈夫总是这样跟你说话吗？
妻子：不，只有当他醉了的时候。
