roast pig
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
烤乳猪
一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”
Anxious (着急)
The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup（难以摆脱的烦恼，焦虑）!"
An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you would be more anxious ."
妻子对邻居说：“丈夫一晚上都没回家，也不知道他干什么去了 ，真叫我着急！”
一个知情人说：“算了，你要知道他干什么去了，我敢说你会更着急。” |
