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大耳朵双语笑话习题簿11.4.17

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 楼主| 发表于 2013-4-26 15:16:03 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
    Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
    我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴,和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者,我应该说,他是有点矮!一天,经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入,高声说,
    “有人拿了我的钱包!”
    我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声,但有人却蹦出一句话:
    “哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”!
问题:
现在你知道身高矮有什么好处了吧?
答案:
钱包不会被偷,呵呵。
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