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大耳朵笑话习题簿11.2.17 [复制链接]

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发表于 2013-4-26 16:50:38 |显示全部楼层
    On her return from school,little Dolly,aged ten,was pulled on to her Daddy's knee,and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother.She see med glad,and presently said:
    “Will you give me a stamp,daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.”
    The father was touched by this,and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother,who was away at school.Later,curious to know how she would tell the news,he took an opportunity to read what she had writen.He received something of a shock on reading the following:
    “Dear Tom, It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”
    放学回到家里,十岁的小多莉被拉过来坐在她爸爸的膝上,她被告知那天仙女们带来了一个大大的惊奇——一个婴儿小弟弟。她似乎很高兴,马上说:
    “爸爸,你能不能给我一张邮票?我要写信告诉汤姆哥哥。”
    父亲被这话感动了,他为小姑娘提供了给她哥哥写信所需的各种用具,她的哥哥住在学校里。后来,想知道她是怎么报告这个消息的,他找机会读了她写的信。在读到下面这两行字时,他差点儿惊呆了:
    “亲爱的汤姆:今天结果出来了,你输了;是个男孩。”
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